Hold Your Breath!

The best is yet to come?

Have you tried holding your breath? Princess Dianna More Like Princess Died. A Long time ago!. She has been de3ad for a while and it affected her sons apparently????????????
And now, a word from pop sensation: Halsey

"Who am I?"

-Halsey???

 LABEL DISPATCH_COURIER
 ON RECEIVE_SMS
 IF SMS == "I HAVE HICCUPS" 
 GOTO HICCUPS
 
 LABEL HICCUPS
 SPEND_CASH($500)
 YELL(@COURIER)
 
The secret is simple...

But the people need to know!

The best way to get information out to the people is to print words describing that information in leather-bound volumes and hand-deliver those by bicycle courier. The couriers will be dispatched by an app that costs 8.2 billion to make. Yikes!

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